After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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