Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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