I got chris browned last night
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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