i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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