OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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