It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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