Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Nobody cheats on THIS.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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