So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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