When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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