are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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