I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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