That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize