I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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