writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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