The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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