Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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