how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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