i don't like sucking hair
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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