I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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