i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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