I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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