Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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