He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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