making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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