So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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