You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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