Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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