Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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