Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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