Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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