if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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