So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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