quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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