If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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