I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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