My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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