just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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