i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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