I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
