Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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