This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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