i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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