Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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