he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I need a burrito and a hug.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Help. Why am I so naked?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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