are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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