He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You can't just leave with hair like that
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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