Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
