do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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