I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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