Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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