But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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