Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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