I have demons in me.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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