I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
