I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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