I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jerry, you need to find god
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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