idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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