I want to stick my p in your. b.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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